No Luck With MEN!!!

Really, I think I am bad luck with men. I always think that I am not the type men like, you know not pretty, thin and things like that. But last year I change my mind, 3 guys kinda ask me out. The1st one...really shocked me as no one, I mean guy ever ask if I have a BF...I trun him down...too sudden. And met in Massey library but the next night he already ask for my address, at night. I just wish he could stop txting me. The 3rd guy even worst. He's a friend with wife and a new born baby. I should see that coming as he has been asking me for over 2 years. And when he moved to Auckland he tried to tell me how he feel but I played dump. I though that would be the bigger shoock I ever had...but no, he called yesterday after more than a year and send me email say that if I want to get a PR, I just go to Auckland to see him... WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN!!!!
That's shortern my life...worst than a heart attrack...really, what kinda of girl do you guys think I am!

阿媽的笑話！

今日和Lance談起PP，說現在沒有人會用'C忽'，多用PatPat什麼的！我突然想起小時候阿媽說的笑話！一個聽多少次也笑爆咀的笑話~不知是自創過是聽別人的。
從前有兩個人，一個大BC，一個尖屁股。
二人一同划船去，結果到了湖心，船破了個洞，是被尖屁股坐穿的！眼看船快沉了，大BC情急下用指一挖！挖了大舊BC出來"室"住破洞才救了二人。
別問什麼是BC...
我和Lance快笑死呢！